An office suite that keeps your files on your computer.

Documents, spreadsheets, presentations, video and images — one Windows download, no account required to start, and nothing uploaded to anybody's cloud.

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Five apps, one install

Each opens in its own window with its own taskbar icon — like having separate programs rather than one that switches modes.

Documents

A word processor with styles, tables and page layout. Saves to .docx, so anything you write opens in Word.

Sheets

Formulas, ranges, drag-select and charts. Exports to .xlsx.

Presentations

Slides, layouts and speaker notes. Exports to .pptx.

Video

A timeline editor with real MP4, MOV and GIF export — rendered frame by frame, not screen-captured.

Images

Layer-based retouching for the edits that shouldn't need a separate program.

PDF

Read, annotate and combine documents without an upload step.

Why it's built this way

Most office software now assumes your work belongs in someone else's datacentre. This doesn't.

Your files stay put

Documents are stored on your own machine. There is no sync, no upload, and no copy of your work on our servers — because there are no servers holding it.

Nothing runs at startup

No background service, no scheduled task, no registry clutter. It runs while a window is open and exits when you close it.

Standard file formats

Everything exports to the formats everyone else reads. Stop paying and your documents still open.

Pricing

Both options unlock exactly the same software. The only difference is how you'd rather pay.

Or subscribe
$5 AUD / month
  • Cancel any time
  • Renews itself — nothing to re-enter
  • Every app unlocked
  • No ads
Subscribe monthly

Use the same email address at checkout that you sign into Sassy Suite with. Your licence is tied to it, and a mismatch will leave you on the free tier.

Questions

Is there a free version?

Yes. Every app works without paying. The free tier shows ads in the unused space beside your document; Pro removes them.

What happens to my documents if I stop paying?

Nothing. They are files on your computer, in standard formats, and they stay readable whether or not you have a licence. A subscription that lapses drops you back to the free tier — it does not lock your work away.

Does it need an internet connection?

The free tier and one-off licences work entirely offline. A monthly subscription checks in roughly once a month to confirm it is still active — if you are offline when that happens, it keeps working and tries again later.

Which version of Windows?

Windows 10 and 11. Nothing else needs installing — no runtime, no framework.

Can I get a refund?

Yes. If it is not what you expected, email within 30 days of purchase and you will be refunded in full. No form to fill in.